A Diet NOT to follow
The youth pastor’s diet:
Monday–Breakfast: grab a quick StarBucks drink with the team. Lunch: Everyone decides to go to HunanWok, the nearby Chinese buffet. Snack: Happy hour at Sonic Dinner: SWITCH council meeting, ChickFil-A sandwiches
Tuesday–Breakfast: grab a quick protein bar. Lunch: school visit, did I eat? I don’t remember… Snack: Chips from the back kitchen at church. (I’m starving!) Dinner: Lifegroup meets tonight: chips and salsa!!
Wednesday–Breakfast: Piece of fruit! Yes! Lunch: school visit, grab a Subway sandwich. Snack: ?? yeah right. Dinner: Pizza on the go. Late night dinner: Buffalo Wild Wings with the volunteers, celebrating a great night!
Thursday–I feel like crap!
WARNING! Do NOT follow this diet. Following this diet will result in weight gain! If you don’t have a PLAN for yourself you will fail.
Time to hit the gym! What are your bad eating habits?
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um, we need to talk . . . i would be in the hospital if i ate like that! YUCKO!!! you nailed it on the head though – PLAN. it’s the only way not to have to grab whatever. ok, my weakness is pizza and wine or beer. i only have these every once in a while though.