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		<title>Holy Griswold! The adventures of Thanksgiving Day Weekend</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:09:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s only fitting that I tell you my muffin top is slightly protruding over my jeans this morning. A muffin top, for those who might not know, is the ring of fat around your middle that suddenly appears when you put on jeans that may be a little too snug. TMI? Maybe, but I tell [...]]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s only fitting that I tell you my muffin top is slightly protruding over my jeans this morning. A muffin top, for those who might not know, is the ring of fat around your middle that suddenly appears when you put on jeans that may be a little too snug. TMI? Maybe, but I tell you to be transparent, you know, to get to know each other better&#8230;</p>
<p>I&#8217;m sitting here with my coffee, and I hope you might have a cup too, then it would be like we were having coffee together as I told you the adventures of my Thanksgiving day weekend.</p>
<p>It all started with a <strong>screeching </strong>sound coming from my car early Wednesday morning. That screeching sound accompanied a burning rubber stench that emanated from my engine. Popping the hood, my husband says, &#8220;We can make it one more day, but then it has to be fixed. Just don&#8217;t drive too much today.&#8221; <em>Oh, that&#8217;s easy,</em> I thought. <em>I&#8217;m just going to be at the office till noon.</em> I dropped him off at work and headed to the office, realizing I forgot my lunch at home!</p>
<p><em>Just don&#8217;t drive it too much today. </em>His words rang in my ears as I took the risk and drove passed the office to the house to quickly grab my lunch. Once I made it back to the office, I realized I forgot my key-card&#8211;at home. Locked out of the office, I had no other choice but to drive back home to grab my key-card. This would make trip #2. I tried to ignore the growing chard rubber smell.</p>
<p>Fast forward to 3 o&#8217;clock that day, as the engine jerks to a stop right outside my husband&#8217;s office. He calls a friend and from 3pm to 10pm that night they work on the car. $250 bucks later, I have a brand new radiator! Burning rubber stench=gone!</p>
<p>Burnt potato water=filling the house. See I was in charge of making the sweet potato casserole and the mashed potatoes for Thanksgiving. After peeling and chopping 10 large sweet potatoes and boiling them for a good 45 minutes they were perfectly done. Next were the white potatoes.</p>
<p><em><strong>5 pounds of them! </strong></em>I put them on to boil and thinking they would probably take the same amount of time as the sweet potatoes I left them on the stove and went to take a shower. After about 20 minutes, I came back into the kitchen, where the pot of potatoes was boiling over onto my stove, filling the air with that burnt smell. The potatoes were well passed done, so I quickly grabbed them off and strained them. <strong>Starchy potato residue everywhere!</strong> My mom said you can&#8217;t hardly overcook potatoes&#8211;especially if you&#8217;re mashing them. (That&#8217;s probably the only reason they let me be in charge of the potatoes&#8211;can&#8217;t screw &#8216;em up!)</p>
<p>The food and family was great as usual. I tried not to eat too much this year, since I had just reached my pre-wedding weight and didn&#8217;t want to back track too much.</p>
<p>We slept through the Black Friday madness, and joined all the sane shoppers around 10:30am that morning.</p>
<p>First stop: Home Depot. My husband is like a kid in a candy store when it comes to that store. I don&#8217;t think it mattered what we bought there, as long as it came with a white and orange label it was good for him. We loaded up on Christmas lights and tree ornaments, excited for our first Christmas together!</p>
<p>Next stop: Wal-Mart. Our goal: The perfect tree. (BTW, don&#8217;t ever go to Wal-Mart when you&#8217;re in a spending mood.) We loaded up on more decorations, ridiculous stuff that you realize once you get home, really isn&#8217;t necessary.</p>
<p>Then, we saw it! The perfect tree! It was propped up along with many other trees outside in Wal-Marts lawn and garden center. There was something different about this particular tree. I could&#8217;ve sworn to you a beam of light shown down from heaven indicating this was the tree for us! 9 foot tall, but thin&#8211;you know, the skinny type. The type that doesn&#8217;t take up too much room&#8230;</p>
<p>I mean, it looked skinny. Yeah, it still had the string wrapped around it, but that doesn&#8217;t make too much of a difference&#8230; or so I thought!</p>
<p>We get it home, thanks to my mother-in-law&#8217;s SUV, and my husband stands it up in our living room. I look at it, turn my head, and look at it a different way&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s kinda tall,&#8221; I say, trying to calculate if the star we bought would actually fit on the top without scraping the ceiling.</p>
<p>&#8220;It fits.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Okay, cut the string, let&#8217;s see it!&#8221;</p>
<p>My excitement could&#8217;ve only been matched by the shock I felt as the string slowly started to unravel. I wish I would&#8217;ve had a mirror, so I could watch as my gleeful smile slowly melted into the grimace I now felt on my face.</p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s too big.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s fine.&#8221;</p>
<p>The branches continued to shake themselves free filling the space with their width. I started to wonder what the heck that beam from heaven <em>was</em> a couple minutes ago. <strong>Clearly this was not the perfect tree! </strong>If there had been any windows around, I&#8217;m sure those branches would&#8217;ve crashed right through. We stood there and looked at it, then looked at each other, bursting into laughter at our Griswold tree.</p>
<p>Lesson learned: Don&#8217;t buy the trees that are still strung up.</p>
<p>Even better lesson learned: Make the most of life&#8217;s little set-backs. That&#8217;s where memories are made.</p>
<p><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-676" title="Griswold Tree" src="http://annalightministries.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/45936099-cfcad01ae9106f4782ff16f65be362cb_4b13c37f-full-225x300.jpg" alt="Griswold Tree" width="225" height="300" />Height: 9 feet</p>
<p>Width: 4 feet at bottom</p>
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		<title>Dinosaurs in Our Wedding</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 15:59:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anna</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After setting the date for our wedding for July 31st, all the plans were set in motion. Though it didn&#8217;t seem that time was going by at all, things were getting done and we were marking things off our wedding to-do list, including: order the invitations. That was all until I got word that a [...]]]></description>
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<p>After setting the date for our wedding for July 31st, all the plans were set in motion. Though it didn&#8217;t seem that time was going by at all, things were getting done and we were marking things off our wedding to-do list, including: order the invitations.</p>
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<p>That was all until I got word that a particular series we do at LifeChurch.tv got pushed forward to August 1st and 2nd. This particular series is a pretty big deal for us at LC and we go all out with decorations, creating an atmosphere people would want to bring their friends to&#8230; </p>
<p>The particular atmosphere our campus is creating has something to do with big dinosaur heads, cars in trees, waterfalls and incubators&#8230; none of which you would find at a wedding!</p>
<p>So, when all the dust settled the only thing that had to be changed was the date on the invitations. We have a new wedding date of August 7th!  </p>
<p>No dinosaurs allowed!</p>
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